Pardon the Blasphemy.

Hail Caffeinia!

Come, dwell in the sacred cup and be pleased by my offerings of cream and sugar.

Oh, bitter-sweet, varied one, grant me strength to see this day through.

Ward off the chill of dawn and protect me from idleness.

Praise Caffeinia, the Dark conquering queen!


-Hymn to Caffeinia. To be sung in humble fashion while coffee is made, regardless of how supplicant is preparing the blessed nectar, for all forms of enjoyment are appropriate offerings. Composed by D. R. Moundshroud for The Gate & Key Society.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s